Actor Kamal Hassan Dialouge Sms in tamil font collections 2012

'உனக்குள்ள நடமாடிக்கிட்டு இருக்குற மிருகம்தான் எனக்குள்ள தூங்கிக்கிட்டு இருக்கு',

'போங்கடா... போய் புள்ள குட்டிங்களைப் படிக்க வைங்கடா',

'வீரம்னா என்ன தெரியுமா..? பயம் இல்லாதது மாதிரி நடிக்கிறது',


'ஓநாயா இருந்து பார்த்தாதான் அதோட நியாயம் என்னான்னு தெரியும்',

'சந்தோஷம்னா என்னன்னு அதை அனுபவிக்கும்போது யாருக்கும் தெரியுறதில்லை',

'மன்னிக்கிறவன் மனுஷன்,மன்னிப்புக் கேட்கிறவன் பெரிய மனுஷன்' -

இவை எல்லாம் வசனகர்த்தா கமல் எழுதிய புகழ்பெற்ற வசனங்கள்!

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Number select sms for lovers:

Nee epadi marrage pana poreganu therianuma
choose 1 number
124,
295,
372,
465,
539,
686,
714,
830,
1000

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Answer :

372-Odippoyi
295-arange
124-Frnd's help
465-love
686-thookitu poyi kalyanam
539-Register
714-Love & arrange
1000-Relative
830- U never get married. super ma-)

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Funny interview questions about IQ

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane.
You drop one outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 499

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday,
all the animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it
because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died, Why?

Teacher student funny sms in Marathi

Teacher : yashshwi purusha mage eka mahilacha
haath asto,

ya madun tumhi kaai dhada getla...???

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Student : Abyas karu naka
ani pori patwa...-)

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Happy Karva Chauth Latest Wallpapers,Heart Touching SMS, Greetings, Free Download 2012

Dhanya woh devi jo pati sukh hetu vrat paave Dhanya woh pati jo devi roop patni paave Dhanya woh swaroop jo Manushyata ka deep jalawe.. Karvachauth ki Shubhkamnaye Happy Karwa Chauth 2012 karwa chauth mehindi Aaj mujhe aapka khaas intezaar hai, Ye din hai karvachauth ka.. Apki lambi umra ki mujhe darkaar hai.. Jaldi aana, yakin karna apke liye sab chorr baitha apka pyar hai Happy karwa chauth 2012 Muhabbat aik aisi bhi, Khuda ki banai moti si, Bhook pyaas se aur chamke.. Aise fitrat karva chauth ki jyoti si… Happy Karwa Chauth 2012 karwa chauth wallpapers Its day of fast my wife I know you care fore my life Though I can eat but believe I did not take any wheat I as Husband cares of your Every moment I love you More .. More More.. Happy Karwa Chauth 2012 karwa chauth HD Pics   May The Moon Light on, Flood Your Life With, Happiness and Joy, Peace and Harmony. This Karvachauth & Always Happy Karwa chauth 2012 Happy karwa chauth 2012 Latest SMS Pics If I Were A Tear In Ur Eye I Wood Roll Down Onto Ur Lips. But If You Were A Tear In My Eye, I Wood Never Cry As I Wood Be Afraid To Lose You! Thanks For Being Mine Forever. Happy Karva Chauth 2012   Happy karwa chauth 2012 greetings The moon is shining brightly… The festive mood is all around… But you are so far away… Sweetheart, I miss you so much, On this Karwa Chauth. Pleasee come soon from Office… I m waiting.. Happy Karwa Chauth 2012 Happy karwa chauth sms in hindi  As You Worship The Moon God, And Pray For The Long Life Of Your Husband. May You Be Blessed With All That You Heart Desires. Happy Karwa chauth 2012 Karva-Chauth moon watching pics Incoming search terms: karwachauth touching sms and cards free images download of karvachouth happy karva chauth greetings image with thought karva chauth wallpaper Karva chothe full hd wallpapers latest karva chauth greetings 2012 lover karba chouth fast wallpapers www karwachauth 2012 wallpaper

Vairamuthu Kavithai Sms - Vairamuthu Best Line sms

Vairamuthu Lines:

Theruvil Kidakum kagithamaga 

Yaraiyum Ninaikaathe. 

Naalai Adhu Pattamaaga Parandhaal, 

Nee Kuda Satru Nimirindhu Paarpaai..

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Advance Diwali Tamil Jokes sms 2012

 

DiWaLi MsG:

Customer: Ennenna vedi
Yellam iruku..

Shop keeper: Rajini,
Kamal,Ajith,
karthik, surya,
Vikram vedi
Appuram
Thamana,
9thara,
3sha,
Shreyavedi iruku sir..

Cusmr: Vijay vedi irukka..

Shp.Kpr: Sorry sir
Antha perula
Pushvaanam
Than irukku

Advance diwali wishes:-):-):-):-

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